otisthecorgi:

“What do you want?”

“No really, I don’t have to pee.”

“Why aren’t you going away?”

“Back to sleep.”

“Noooooooooooooooooo.”

“Okay, I’ll go, but I’m gonna lay here a minute first.”

“ZZZzzzZZzzzzzZZzzz…”

“Fine I’ll go out. But I’m gonna lick your ear first.”